Wednesday, 28 June 2017


Suilline simply means of the pig family. You know, like feline for cats, caprine for goats, equine for horses and supine for blocked writers.

Monday, 26 June 2017

Let's hear it

Soundworks have a monologue competition, for pieces of up to 15 minutes on any theme. The winning piece will be recorded and published on the site.

Previously published work is accepted.

This photos isn't of a monologue, but multiple logs. Sorry.

Actually I'm not really sorry, I'm cackling to myself in a slightly disturbing way.

Saturday, 24 June 2017

Good odds

There's still time to enter the Senior Travel Experts travel writing competition.

The organiser says, "because of the very specific theme of the competition - Travel for Seniors - entries are much down on previous competitions. 

Hence you have a much better chance of winning one of the 11 prizes on offer and getting your article published. The first prize is £100 and there are 10 runner-up prizes of £10 each. Competition entry is of course free of charge."

Thursday, 22 June 2017

We're at the seaside!

Here are a few recent photos from our travels in the van. (Dover, Dunkirk, Deal, Smallhythe)

If you can't get away to the beach yourself (or even if you can) you might be interested in this book of holiday reads which is currently free to download. (There's one of my stories in it.)

Wednesday, 21 June 2017


An apochromatic lens is one which reduces spherical and chromatic aberrations. (The first part is where stuff looks a weird shape in the photo despite being fine in reality and the other bit is that weird purple haze you sometimes see round the edges of photographic subjects.)

Although that definition gives me a reasonable excuse to post a photo of The Sphere, I have resisted. Instead I've used my own apochromatic lens to photograph a grapefruit. See, no aberrations!

Yes, I am married to a photographer and yes, the poor chap has been interogated mercilessly as I've worked on my latest novel, which features a photographer. Thanks for asking.

Monday, 19 June 2017

£500 for 25 words

Yes, there really is a free to enter writing competition which offers a £500 prize for just 25 words.

And yes, of course there are catches. Published authors aren't eligible (obviously that's only a catch if you are a published author, otherwise it's a jolly good thing) and the 25 words have to, somehow, be a novel.

I'm not eligible, which means I don't have to own up to the fact that I don't think I could come up with an entry, even if I were. Oh...

Paint Me A Picture is just over 101,000 words. That's after I edited it down from over 135,000. What's the biggest cut (words or percentage) you've made to one of your stories?

Saturday, 17 June 2017

A regular thing

Writing Writers run a monthly competition with cash prizes for both short stories and poetry.

Sometimes there's a theme or prompt, but not for June. Feel free to use this photo to get you started (I'll expect you to report back if it helps you create a piece which gets accepted anywhere).

Wednesday, 14 June 2017


To revivify is to restore to animation, activity or vigour. If I ever felt in need of revivification, I'd head off to the coast somewhere in the van.

As it is, I don't really need to be revivified, so I'm going to have to come up with another excuse.

Monday, 12 June 2017

Ideas on I.D.

The word factory are running a monthly flash fiction competition. You have up to 500 words to write on the theme of identity, citizenship and belonging. This theme may be interpreted in any way you like. There are prizes.

Thanks to Alyson for passing on the link.

I belong in the van, so I'm sometimes a temporary citizen of the place identified by this flag. Do you recognise it?